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Short funny Story
Teacher and Student Teacher: "Kids,what does the
chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what
does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what is
the fat cow giving you?"
Student: "Homework!" A science teacher tells to his students,
"Oxygen is a must for breathing
and life. It was discovered in
1773." A stupid student
reply, "Thank God I was born
after 1773! Otherwise I would
have died without it." ________________________________ Did you admire this story ? ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Go back to Essays Page